THE LINGO.
Street talk, translated. Every word we use, in plain English.
MONEY.
- Bodies
- Credits. Your currency.
- Like: A comment costs 2 bodies. 1 body buys 5 likes.
- Body count
- Your balance.
- Like: Body count: 142.
- Roll call
- Your renewal date. Unused bodies walk and a fresh crew shows up. They never stack up.
- Like: Next roll call: Dec 13.
- Last call
- 48 hours before roll call, leftover bodies go to work on your best post instead of expiring. On by default; switch it off on your Body count page. We email you the post first.
- Like: Last call sent 12 bodies to your top post.
- Extra muscle
- A top-up: 25 bodies for $9, good for 60 days.
- Like: Out of bodies? Bring in extra muscle.
- Running a tab
- Overage: keep going past zero at $0.60 a body, billed at roll call, capped. Off unless you switch it on.
- Like: Tab this month: 18 bodies ($10.80).
JOBS.
- Jobs
- Your orders. One job is one order: comments or likes on one post.
- Like: Job #812: 25 comments, on the move.
- Run a job
- Place an order.
- Like: Paste a link, pick comments or likes, send them.
- Send them
- The button that places the order.
- Like: Check the summary, then tap Send them.
- Run it back
- Repeat a past job with the same settings in one tap.
- Like: Same post, same crew: run it back.
- The tempo
- How fast it lands: Rush job (instant), Slow burn (6 hours), Overnight (24 hours), Long game (3 days).
- Like: Slow burn keeps the thread busy all afternoon.
- Open jobs
- Jobs running at the same time. Your plan sets the limit.
- Like: Operator: up to 5 open jobs.
- Front of the line
- Priority queue. Operator jobs start first.
- Like: Operator jobs skip the line.
- The rap sheet
- A job's report: delivered vs ordered, with a timeline. Operator plan.
- Like: Rap sheet: 25 of 25 delivered.
YOUR CREW.
- Street mix
- A random mix of real US bodies. The default.
- Like: Street mix: 2 bodies a comment.
- Pick your crew
- Choose who comments by age band, gender and ethnicity. Each filter adds 1 body per comment. Operator plan.
- Like: Women 25-34: 4 bodies a comment.
- The Wall
- Customer results, posted with their permission.
- Like: Made the Wall: 3 comments to 41.
YOUR ACCOUNT.
- The Office
- Your account: plan, billing, email settings.
- Like: Switch to annual in the Office.
- The Sit-Down
- Contact us. Big volume, white-label, or a problem with a job.
- Like: Need 600+ bodies? Ask for a sit-down.
- Rank
- Bragging rights for lifetime bodies sent: Associate, Soldier, Capo, Underboss, Don. Never changes prices or features.
- Like: You made Capo.
JOB STATUS.
- Lined up
- Waiting to start.
- On the move
- Bodies arriving now.
- Laying low
- Paused. Pick it back up anytime.
- Done deal
- Delivered in full.
- Botched, bodies back
- It didn't go through. Your bodies were returned.
- Squared up
- Refunded.
RANKS.
- Associatefrom 0 bodies sent
- Soldierfrom 250 bodies sent
- Capofrom 1,000 bodies sent
- Underbossfrom 5,000 bodies sent
- Donfrom 20,000 bodies sent